I'm shopping for stuff to put on the baby registry, because um...the shower is apparently in like 2 weeks and I have neglected to do ANY kind of baby product research or registry-ing or...anything. Because...I am scared of baby products.
Like, I found a diaper bag with skulls on it.
That was neat.
But my husband found a better bag.
I am just not very good at this. Yet? Yet.
So I started looking at "wipe warmers." These apparently make babies scream less when you change them. I imagine it would, because who wants a cold-ass wet thing on your cold-wet-ass?
I don't know a thing about these, so I pulled up a ton of options and started looking at their product details to compare. Under "Protective Qualities" a lot of them had things like:
- Mildew resistant
- Bacteria resistant
- Resists browning
And then...then I saw this:
- Protective Qualities: Flame Resistant
OH THAT IS PROBABLY USEFUL YES LET'S PLEASE NOT CATCH FIRE.