I didn't know I wanted that.

And now I don't think I can live without it...

I'm shopping for stuff to put on the baby registry, because um...the shower is apparently in like 2 weeks and I have neglected to do ANY kind of baby product research or registry-ing or...anything.  Because...I am scared of baby products.

Like, I found a diaper bag with skulls on it.

That was neat.

But my husband found a better bag.

I am just not very good at this.  Yet?  Yet.

So I started looking at "wipe warmers."  These apparently make babies scream less when you change them.  I imagine it would, because who wants a cold-ass wet thing on your cold-wet-ass?

I don't know a thing about these, so I pulled up a ton of options and started looking at their product details to compare.  Under "Protective Qualities" a lot of them had things like:

• Mildew resistant

Or...

• Bacteria resistant
• Resists browning

 Blahblahblah.  These are all good things, but I'm sitting here wondering, "do the others NOT do those things?  Or are they just adding in stuff that sounds flashy and useful?  Because it does, but is that a unique thing?"

And then...then I saw this:

• Protective Qualities: Flame Resistant

OH THAT IS PROBABLY USEFUL YES LET'S PLEASE NOT CATCH FIRE.