Remember how I posted all those foods that sucked to throw up, and somehow "spicy shit" didn't end up in that list?
DON'T DO IT. Oh man, you're craving a Jack's Spicy chicken sandwich real bad? IT'S A LIE. A BURNING, HELLISH, LIE WAITING TO DESTROY YOUR ESOPHAGUS ON ITS SLUGGISH, SCALDING WAY UP FROM THE PITS OF YOUR HADES-LIKE GUTS.
YOU WILL NOT BE SPARED.
Avoid the spicy! You have been warned!
*goes to ice my poor throat*